Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Story Spinner 1!


As she approached my friends and me, we started to back away from her house. Larry had accidentally hit her dog with a blow dart gun, so we figured we should let her know. We figured she would probably be mad still from when we killed a skunk in her yard that week before. She came outside yelling that we were a bunch of brats and all this gibberish. Who knows what she was talking about. She was coming at us fast, so we decided to run. This was a little more difficult considering we were all barefoot. As we fled down the alley, we ran through Mr. Pikes yard (who was hanging up a very nice chandelier when we ran by) and went to the house. We finally got inside and tried to figure out how to break it to mom that we had ticked off Ms. Turner again. After long hours of focusing on the issue (and watching cartoons) we decided that we would blame Charles for the blow dart incident. Since mom and dad didn't really like our brother Charles anyways, it would probably be a safe bet. As the day came to an end, Charles ended up getting blamed for the dog, and was sentenced to sleep in the laundry room closet again. Good times....

Friday, May 1, 2009

Swine Flu

Really all I know is that Swine is another name for pigs. So I can't help out that much. lol So here is what I know.....

How do I know if it’s swine flu? That’s the obvious question people around the country are asking themselves the moment they experience a cough, sniffle or body ache.

Even under the best of circumstances, it can be tough to know if you really have the flu. I’d always thought I knew what flu felt like until the day a few years ago that I really caught it. I was so sick, achy and bedridden that I realized all my other bouts with “flu” were really just bad colds or upper respiratory infections. The real flu knocks you for a loop.

Swine flu can only be confirmed by a lab test. But I spoke with infectious disease expert Dr. Dan Hinthorn, director of the division of infectious disease at the University of Kansas about what distinguishes the symptoms of swine flu from regular flu.

“We’d all like to know the exact answer,’’ he explained. “The symptoms are quite similar between regular flu and swine flu. Influenza ordinarily is a respiratory illness with fever, headache, sore throat, nasal stuffiness and cough. And body aches are real common. You go to bed and feel terrible. The difference may be that some of the people who have had swine flu have diarrhea or vomiting. That’s unusual except in children. Adults usually don’t have diarrhea with flu. It may well be that that could be a marker, but it’s not clear yet.’’

The good news for people in the United States is that every case so far has been mild. But at what point do you call your doctor? The very old and the very young should always see a doctor about flu. People with underlying medical conditions like cancer, diabetes or heart disease should also check with their doctor when they develop flu symptoms. But given the widespread fears about swine flu, even otherwise healthy people who develop symptoms should at least place a call to their doctor.

“Making the phone call to the doctor’s office is always in order,’’ Dr. Hinthorn said. “There may be something else going around in your community. They may say don’t come in, but it’s a good thing to touch base with your provider’s office.”

Remember, whether it’s swine flu or another type of flu doesn’t really matter. If you are getting worse instead of getting better, you need to go to the doctor.

“If you get a real high fever, if you just feel worse than you should, yes, go to the doctor,” Dr. Hinthorn said. “If you have an underlying disorder, go to the doctor. If the headache doesn’t seem to go away, if your neck is stiff, any rash, joints get swollen, that sort of thing. If the nightsweats seem like too much, call somebody.’’

Another good reason to check with a doctor is that he or she may prescribe drugs that shorten the severity and duration of your symptoms. Meanwhile, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention provides regular updates on swine flu cases and other information on its Web site.The New York Department of Health Web site is also useful. And over at the Consults blog, reporter Pam Belluck has provided answers from experts to several reader questions.

And if you’re tired of fretting about swine flu, you can join the folks at Gawker who are complaining about the alarmist nature of the swine flu reporting. Check out their “Aporkalypse Now” video montage of swine flu television coverage.




Actually, I copied all of this. Sorry. lol

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My favorite teacher...

A teacher that influenced me? That would be my Junior High and High School English teacher, Mrs. Naylor. She was so down to earth and understanding that I could tell her anything. She made a difference in my life because, when I was in Junior High, I was kind of a troubled kid. I didn't really hang out with people that I should have. I would go into class and cause trouble everyday. Well, it came down to where I needed to go to tutoring. After sitting through tutoring and just having a normal conversasion with her for once, I realized that she is really an understanding person. After that, the rest of my Hedley School years were fun. I had a teacher that I could talk to when I had a bad day, and she could pick me up just by listening. She is probably everyone that was from there's favorite teacher. She was friends and cool with everyone. She was the teacher that when you saw someone who was having a troubled life, she was always anxious to help them. I miss that class so much, but I can't do anything about it. But I always stop by and say hi either at her house or at school when I go through there.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Senior Year

Senior Year is a time of emotion,
a time of looking back, and forward at the same time.
It's the feeling of being anxious to leave,
and being scared of letting all you have known go.
It's when you reflect on all your past accomplishments,
and when you try to foresee what is yet to come.
For some, it is a time of sorrow,
of trying not to think about who they might not see tomorrow.
Some people see it as a new start in life,
while others sit back and let their time fly by.
But for those, like me, who try to see things in the future,
we see it as just another chapter in life in complete

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dear reverend,

I am writing this as a persuasion that I am innocent. I have multiple people that can testify that I was not summoning the devil the other night. I was at a costume party dressed up as the geico gecko. But, anyways, I am calling out to the church for help. I am willing to stand by my word if I have to.

Thanks,

Mr. Richard Simmons